So I was going to post a serious food thing about why I am letting my subscription to Cooking Light lapse. For the rest of my life. But that post is going to take a while. And yesterday, I became aware of the new Mary Jane Crocs.
This is how one ad described them: Classic Mary Jane style with a thin strap across the instep and a kitten heel. The Crocs’ Mary Jane retains Crocs’ signature comfort and unique design including CrosliteT, the slip-resistant, non-marking, anti-microbial proprietary closed-cell resin from which all of Crocs shoes are constructed. Other features include ventilation holes in the toe and a heel strap, similar to the traditional Crocs Cayman model. The functionality of CrosliteT combined with a classic Mary Jane design offers a style that is sporty, yet supremely chic and feminine
Kitten heel? Supremely chic? Feminine? Seriously? I suppose I could have picked a better color for the image, but seriously, I am at a loss for words.